Bad Day

It all started this morning when I went outside to potty. (I still don't understand why the humans get to potty in the house and I don't. IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. They seem to forget I know where they sleep. One day I will take revenge for their stupid rules.) Anyway, it was cold and had rained, my paws got wet and the stupid eaves dripped on my head. There was a dumb bird twittering on the fence and when I jumped up to kill it I slipped and fell in a puddle. I came back inside, wet and miserable, wanting to squeak my ball for a minute, when one of the stupid humans tried to take it.

After recovering the ball I went to the window to check on things and discovered that the neighborhood had been invaded by some sort of hideous dog/horse mutant hybrid.

Normally I would have sprung into action and gone to battle the evil trespassers, but considering how my day was going I decided growling under my breath was the safer course of action. I need some chicken ....