My struggle against the stuffed plague continues. I have come to believe that they are lead by a giant known as "The Bear." Striking at the individual members of their collective has proved surprisingly ineffective at keeping them in line, so I decided to assault their leader directly. My hope was that seeing The Bear humiliated and unstuffed would dissuade them from continuing their guerrilla war. Unfortunately, it has proved resistant to my attacks, even when I attempted to strike at it's supposedly weak underbelly.
I have been unable to tear out even the smallest bit of stuffing. I fear that the The Bear may have some sort of secret armor. I will continue probing for it's Achilles heal. In the meantime I must remain watchful in case the other stuffed animals view the initial failure of my attack as weakness. I will not hesitate to make an example of any who would challenge me directly.
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