A New Ally?

A strange new stuffed animal recently appeared. I, of course, added it to my things to kill list, but as it didn't seem particularly noteworthy, I put it in the low priority section. Today, however, it requested a private meeting.

I agreed to attend, initially because I thought it would provide an easy opportunity to chew it's face. To my great surprise it made an interesting proposal that has spared it's face for now. It calls itself J.J. the Rabbit. J.J. suggested that we could join forces to overthrow the stuffed animal leader, The Bear, and, as J.J. put it, "Bring about a rabbity reign of terror in the Stuffed Kingdom."

Although I find the thought of allying with any stuffed animal extremely distasteful, The Bear has proven to be a formidable opponent. If I could gain the aid of one it's own kind I might finally be able to defeat it. Without The Bear's protection the stuffed animals would be no match for me and I could finally eliminate their threat, freeing me to concentrate on more important matters. I will follow my own advice about trusting any of the stuffed contagion and remain cautious. Even if this turns out to to be a trick of some sort I know if I am vigilant I can minimize any threat and then make J.J. pay with it's face.