Recruiting

I admit I'm not the biggest dog in the world. Normally my keen intellect and ferociousness make up for my small stature, but sometimes a little extra muscle would have its uses. So even though I generally don't play well with others I decided recruiting a lackey could prove beneficial.

He calls himself Airglow or Glasgow, or maybe it was Shadow ... I forget. Don't really care, either. What's important is he listens, he's decent sized and he'll work for kibble! I get to keep all the chicken for myself! Heck, I usually just bury my dry food anyway, giving it to him will save me time. Only downsides are that he smells a little, okay a lot, and has the brains of a mentally defective squirrel on a catnip bender. Obviously I've got more than enough gray matter for the both of us. As for the smell, well maybe he's dumb enough to like baths.

Best of all if I climb on his back it will put me in easy jumping range of people's faces. Watch out world, Cornrow and I are coming for you.