This was in my front yard this morning:
It looks delicious. Or at the very least fun to chase. But will my stupid humans open the door so I can go after it? No, of course not. Because humans are stupid. Now I have doors that I can operate to get into the backyard. But does anything tasty ever find it's way into the backyard? No, of course not. Why? BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS STUPID!
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