Food

I don't like kibble. Yeah it's nutritionally sound and honestly packs a lot of energy into a small package. I imagine if I ever get around to raising a dog army to overthrow the stupid human oppressors I will fuel it with kibble. But it's so boring and tastes so meh...

This is me when I only ate kibble:

Sure the vet claimed I was healthy, but I certainly wasn't the beautiful and perfect animal you see today. What changed? I found that sweet, sweet, nectar of life: Chicken. I love it in all it's forms, jerky, boiled, barbequed, fried and I'd probably like it raw if the humans weren't such pansies about it. I just finished a piece and it was really good. It's left me feeling surprisingly charitable and I'd like to do a little something for all the other dogs, so here's a little message for all of you canine oppressors out there:

MORON HUMANS, HEAR ME, YOUR DOGS WANT CHICKEN! GIVE IT TO THEM OR ANSWER TO ME...